Privacy Policy

Hail, brave voyagers! I am Sigrid, Shield Maiden and keeper of Lil’ Longboat Co. In the lands of old, trust was earned, and honour was held high. So too do we stand by these values when it comes to your privacy. While many traders of the modern world lurk in the shadows, gathering your secrets as you browse, we stand strong against such dishonourable ways.

We believe that tracking is as intrusive as a raider overstaying their welcome in a mead hall. Here’s why we say nay to the ways of the digital tricksters:

• Your Data is Yours, Not a Plunderer’s Spoil: We do not hoard your information like a dragon hoards gold. Your right to privacy is sacred.
• A True Merchant Needs No Spying: In the olden days, merchants thrived through craftsmanship and fair trade, not by following their customers’ every move. We follow this noble tradition.
• Freedom to Roam Unseen: Many websites deploy unseen watchers, but we believe a traveller should tread the web without unwanted eyes upon them.
• No Unnecessary Cookies in Our Mead Hall: We use only the barest of cookies – just enough to keep the longboat afloat.
• No Tracking Ravens from Social Media: We do not send digital spies to follow you across the web like a crow upon the wind.
• A Merchant’s Honour Above All: We stand firm in our belief that fair trade is built on trust, not on trickery.

It is with great irony that the only cookie we offer upon your arrival is not one of sweet honey and oats, but a lone, dutiful sentry – one that ensures our mead hall honours the laws of the land. This solitary cookie remembers your choice so that when you return, you need not be asked again. Beyond this, we serve you no others, for we believe in a feast of trust, not of digital crumbs.

• We do not employ digital seers to track your movements.
• We keep our use of cookies as light as a Viking’s step upon the fjord.
• We send no ravens of advertising nor employ the trickery of social media trackers.
• We take no more information than what is freely given to fulfill your orders.
• Any message sent to us stays within our stronghold and is not sold to wandering merchants.

At Lil’ Longboat Co, we value the bond of trust between traveller and merchant.

Here, you may browse freely, knowing that your path remains yours alone. Our only aim is to provide you with mighty Viking treasures without prying into your affairs.

Should you have questions, send a raven, and I, Sigrid, shall answer. Stand tall, shop boldly, and know that your privacy is honoured here.

With steel and honour,

Sigrid, Shield Maiden of Lil’ Longboat Co